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The bathroom-stall booger epidemic

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Who knew? Apparently, every office has at least one person with an insatiable need to spread the contents of their nose on the wall.

From Florida:

Hey Boogermeister, This isn't a gas station in Hazzard County; this is a place of work. How about blowing your nose in a tissue like most evolved humans, instead of picking it and wiping it all over the place? Your cooperation is much appreciated.

From Georgia:

The Wall — Good For: Holding up the Ceiling. Not Good For: Wiping your boogers

From a hospital (!) in Washington, D.C.

Is this your booger collection? If so please consider taking it down and back home with you (or are you walls simply too full of your snot by now?). It is clear that you have some personal hygiene self-respect issues that you need to resolve. Please seek appropriate counseling and follow up.

And another hospital in Pennsylvania:

Whoever wipes the Boogers on this wall please stop! It is disgusting! Use the toilet paper right Beside you! thanks!

From Utah:

Attention Everyone: No slobs on this floor. Don't wipe your damn bugers [sic] on the wall!!!!!!!

From Montana:

To whomever is wiping their nose residue (boogers) on the wall in front of the urinal: KNOCK IT OFF. USE SOME TISSUE.

From California:

n.b. - this is not an elementary school bathroom. You are a bad person for affixing the contents of your nose on the wall. Stop!

from Minnesota:

Do not put boogers on the walls. It's extremely gross and disturbing, especially when it's done in a public place like work. (you should be old enough to use a Kleenex and put them in the trash)

from Texas:

POST NO BOOGERS

from Ohio:

PLEASE STOP FINGERPAINTING WITH THE CONTENTS OF YOUR NOSE

And even in Denmark:

[Submitter Latrine's rough translation: Won't you be kind and wipe your boogers off in a piece of toilet paper instead of on the walls/kind regards the janitor]

Won't you be kind and wipe your boogers off in a piece of toilet paper instead of on the walls/kind regards the janitor

related: Wait, what was the first reason again?


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